Disclaimers and Credits
First of all, I have to give Leilah all credit, for being such a great dog. Without her, this site wouldn't exist.
All original materials, text, backgrounds,
and photos Copyright© 1998 - 2007 wonderpuppy.net (except as noted,
and any submissions by other authors).
Thie humor is mostly G rated, with a little PG-13 humor here and there. If I have linked to your site, or used your material, and you would like me to correct something, credit it, or remove it, please notify me (Contact Us) and I'll take care of it ASAP.
Most links have links to their home pages, please give them a look-see. But I cannot be held responsible for what others put on their sites if you go exploring.
You are quite welcome to link directly to any pages on this site, you do NOT have to ask permission for that, that's what it's there for. This does not give anyone free rein to snag graphics or bandwidth without permission (as when someone puts my graphics directly on their own web site without uploading them to their own server first). I do have to pay for excessive bandwidth use and that's extremely rude to do to anyone. Please notice that this site has no sponsors, it's my personal site and I pay for it out of my own pocket. I have free graphics available at the Small Paws Rescue site.
If you want to use a banner for a Leilah's
Laughs link, here's a couple to download and put on your own site. Please
do not use them directly from my site:
Please realize that any advice taken from the internet must be used with caution and common sense. Always ask your vet or trainer if you have any doubts or questions, or before starting any new things with your dogs.
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Thanks to Sharpeiges and Humorspace (both are now gone to Internet Heaven) for their disclaimers